I got my friend a job at my company. He met one of my coworkers, a guy we’ll call Frank. I told him Frank has led a very interesting life (not a lie - he has). I said before becoming an engineer, Frank was a male escort. And that he probably shouldn’t bring it up because I don’t know if that’s common knowledge in the office. I quickly forgot I even told him that.

A couple of months later he made a joke to me about it and that’s when I told him the truth: Frank was a Presbyterian minister for years. He was never a gigolo.