androogee (they/she)

All the juice runs out if there’s holes; this will let a good amount collect.

I know what it would be illegal for me to say that she should do with that.

You’re assuming that it’s a reanimated animal

I’m assuming it’s a couple babies skeletonized and combined into a bone golem.

We are not the same.

… What the fuck

Oh shit, that sounds way more fun than casual Friday

They call me Johnny Smallatoms

According to you

Lol they would take every penny if they could

Daaaaamn gurl swing them big ole shit tanks!

In the same way that they don’t contain ash. The tar and ash are produced by combustion.

Damn, if only someone had asked a hypothetical question wherein copyright law controls everything.

Oh well, that’ll never happen.

Good thing you were here to rectify such a foolish mistake.

Made themself a mint, that’s what.

Taking of Pelham 123 is one of the most watchable movies I’ve seen. The original.

I’m falling! You’re falling! We’re falling!

…WHALE

I don’t know why, but it’s always surreal to find out that webcomics I stopped reading 15 years ago still exist. Lots of things exist when I’m not looking at them. I don’t know why my brain snags on this one.

Sluggy Freelance is still going, Christ. It took me like a year and a half to catch up to current way back in 2004, I can’t imagine the struggle now.

In a series of small fires

Well now my wish is redundant, so… I dunno, a nice meal first?

Oh fuck yeah, spread it

Lich, I said what I said
I’d rather be immortal than dead

I keep messaging the devs but no response.