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This document only specifies pepperoni as an acceptable topping for pizza.
Government worker removes pepperoni. Instantly crushed to death by security for use of unauthorized pizza.
You mean the Hellfire R9X pizza cutter will be deployed?
If I were a government guy and I cut pizza then maybe! I was literally born next to a hellfire test site. I used to catch bugs there.
It’s cut square, there’s your problem right there, buddy.
Round pizza? What do you think this is, Dominos? Real military pizza is fit to a square pan, and uses nacho cheese and 3 bean salad because that’s what’s left over
round pizza makes logistics inefficient
All military recipe cards are available online, if you’re craving yakisoba.