Repeatedly messing with some starship captain, then going back in time to start an internet cult that believes the most ludicrous shit possible. All to prove to that one captain that humanity is not worthy

Congratulations China, you managed to do it without hitting your own ship this time

Of course not, arrows are too scared to go after Taln

Literally Kaladin Stormblessed

Shrek’s second coming was 21 years ago

Also known for being the largest popup ads in the world

Awaken, my microbes!

Good thing that airport controllers are understaffed,l and working for free right now

Fear mongering about Russian wonder waffles? So far they do more damage to Russia than anyone else

You can, it’s called Lower Decks. And they love the crazy

4. A tragic victim of Jaime Loftus hammer crimes in Grand Rapids, MI

False flag operation? I’m sure Alex Jones will be all over this story, he loves those

I am not a warp drive

It’s well known that RIM-116 Rolling Airframe Missiles are a good defense against vampires, but I’ve never seen it in a movie

And the US will contribute… uh…

Needs more Bee Gees

Psst. Hey there. Wanna destroy some evil?