Reposting a question I saw on reddit like a decade ago. My favorite answer I read was, “I’d take my 100 dogs home and live like a king.”
Personally, I have two cats, Sansa and Shere Khan. For both, I could significantly narrow down the options by seeing which cats meowed at me the most. (I swear I didn’t teach them to yell, but here we are.) For both, I could bring in a dog to discern which cats weren’t scared of dogs. For Sansa, I could wait until dinnertime and put down some wet food, then see who hems and haws about eating it despite having screamed for it. That might not be enough to get it down to just one each, but oh well. I could use 5 or 10 more cats.
Well, I have a very specific play routine I do with my cat almost every day that no imposter could emulate. I’ll point at her and exclaim, “YOU!!! I know what you’ve done!” and she’ll take off running for her life and I’ll chase after her. When I finally catch her, I ball my hand into a fist and shove it in her belly and she gives me rabbit kicks and sassy chomps.
Vegetables that normal dogs don’t like.
I would go to bed and just from the duvet rustling notice which cat comes running to be the little spoon.
Or I would sit with some yummy human food (like butter) and see which one will stop sniffing at it when I tell them to leave it, and instead go sit patiently at their own place waiting for their taste of the treat (cats aren’t known for their patience, but we have developed this ritual together… next step is utilising the same command when it’s time for their food and see if I can stop that darn yowling).
I know his meow.
So I’m in a room with 100 cats, one of which pesters me for love and affection about a thousand times a day. I could just sit down and wait for her to come over and scream like she’s in immense pain as she usually does. If that didn’t work I’d clap my hands and look around. The room should look something like this
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳☺️😳😳😳 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
because she knows me and is used to me being noisy sometimes.
Oh, it’s easy. Mine is the one cat who is picking constant fights with all the other cats. For the amount of love and affection this guy has for human, he has the identical in size hatered for other cats, especially if they look like him
My cat would find me
I refer to my 2 dogs as “my children” all the time, to the point that when I’m calling them both in from outside, I throw open the door and shout “Children!” Or when they’re being annoying, I’m like “Children, stop!”
So I would just have to shout the word “Children!” And they’d come to me.
Yes. I have a unique whistle that she would immediately respond to.
My dog is missing an ear, so that would make her stand out pretty easily. If the rest of the dogs were also missing an ear, I’d look for the one that was trying to play with the rest of them. Calling her name wouldn’t do any good anyways, since she would be way too distracted by the 99 other dogs.
Do that little side-mouth click.
“chk chk” means food and they know it
edit: Cats are trainable AF with sound cues. Ever time I opened the front door I did a twee-twee-twee whistle with my teeth. It taught them that when they hear that sound, it’s the opportunity to go out or come in. If I wanted to call them home I’d open the door and do the distinctive whistle, within 10 minutes they’d be hovering at the front looking to come in
There’s 99 other dogs in the room. The antisocial thing will be glued to my leg 😆
My cockatiel is the only one in this hypothetical flock that would scream my name, when any nearby human gets into an argument.
I honestly can’t think of anything better than being in a room with 100 Boxer dogs.
At the end, the sofa and blanket would have to be huge to fit us all on it, though.
Easy - I wouldn’t. Especially since it would just be an empty room.
