I’d say Simpsons, because it has probably the largest base of useful quotes.
what up my glipglops
ol Rick n morty should cover all my wubalubadub dub.
Star Wars
Mechanical breathing Noooooooooooooooooo
Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, it would be an easy transition
I just wanna be pure
BE GONE FROM ME
“Goddamn it! I don’t know how to express myself unless through anger and personal attacks!”
The Simpsons or similar.
It’s been running since forever. If you’re going to constrain my vocabulary, I’d rather have it as large as possible.
The Simpsons are a perfectly cromulent way to enbiggen your vocabulary.
My son is also named Bort
Schitt’s Creek. Half my online conversations are already gifs from the show.
Arrested development! Not sure it would change my daily interactions.
I’ve made a huge mistake
Pulp Fiction. I can still say useful everyday phrases like “Well, let’s not start sucking each other’s dicks quite yet.”
I’m pretty sure nobody around me understands why I always say little KANGaroo so strangely.
And no, I don’t often have reasons to say that, but that doesn’t stop me from making my own.
Community. Won’t chang my interactions that much.
Shaka when the walls fell
That’s how you speak isn’t it, through metaphor
This broke my brain when I watched again, because I constantly use star trek, wars, Simpsons, Seinfeld, and so many other references to explain how I’m feeling.
Unfortunately no one else watches them.
It’s ok, we understand here. This is your safe space. If we’re going to be damned, let’s be damned for what we really are.
Ren and Stimpy.
No sir, I don’t like it.
Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!
CALL THE POLEEEEEECCCEEEEE!!!
“The Good Place” - you bet your fudging life!
Holy shirt balls!
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Tapiooooca!
Backstreet boys!
I know this is hours later now but, as I am just now reading through winding down for my night, this is what I’m watching!
Ice hole.
“30 Rock” No interaction I’ve ever had would be different…
Local station news program. I suspect that would cover the most broadly applicable things that you’ll need to deal with. Aside from local place names you’ll still be able to talk about national and international news, finance/taxes, medical situations, weather, sports and entertainment, food… You’d have decades worth of back catalog to access from. You’d probably be wanting for specifics on some super niche hobbies, but it’s hard to think of much that you’d be missing entirely from your available phrases.
probably like general hospital since it has so many episodes you would likely be able to speak anything.
