Talk about shit posting. Follow her for more unsolicited tips on spreading conjunctivitis, ruining your relationships with a burnout-inducing work ethic, and developing hemorrhoids from too long work shits.
Shitposting isn’t your job, Meg.
So busy she’s got time to stage a fake photo from the toilet and make a wishy-washy LinkedIn post about how fucking busy she is.
The Temu version of Ferris Bueller’s girlfriend could have shit, washed hands, and been back on her laptop on the couch in the time it took to make this bullshit post.
This is how you get hemorrhoids.
This how you discover you already got them.
Also how everyone on the Teams call discovers you’ve got them.
She wants to show that she is very dedicated to her job and career.
…who took the picture? 🧐
That poor intern
what a shit job 😔
That poo intern?
This employee is such a toilet, they are constantly spouting shit.
Can’t tell if real or not
Its got to be top tier satire.
There is a time and a place where it is appropriate to post pictures of yourself using the head. It’s called niche pornography on OnlyFans or PornHub, not LinkedIn.
OF doesn’t allow that anymore.
You know? At my workplace colleagues love talking about the building urinals. Some claim to have been able to make eye contact with people at their desks while refreshing themselves. Maybe that fetish belongs in LinkedIn?
Colonel Shitbucket
Revoke the account for posting gross content.
Don’t be such a snowflake. Embrace the gross. Its what the internet is good at.
She definitely has shit particles all over that laptop.
Shit particles are on basically every surface.
It’s all about the dosage
Pink eye is so sexy
Sharticles
I hate this so much.
“Hey, you know who we should do business with? That lady who posts pictures of herself taking a shit!”
—Countless future business partners
Does being a weird little capitalist lickspittle even work on LinkedIn? I see people obviously trying to game the algorithm to gain exposure, including groups of devs sharing basic tips with each other and commenting to amplify, even though you’d think most hiring managers know that devs absolutely don’t go to LinkedIn to learn and share tips.
“Start a business” almost certainly means “Buy into an MLM scam.”
Don’t forget the standard “Use Mommy and Daddies money to buy an existing small business.” Then run it into the ground.
“It’s not an MLM when you are at the top”
Selling Scentsy
