This is like when I found out about the Budweiser horses
That’ll go great with my gallon of PCP
How you gonna drink 2 gallons of liquid in one sitting?
Me: I need an AC unit
Mitsubishi: sure!
Me: I would also like an orbital launch system, a forklift, a cruise ship, a main battle tank, an air superiority fighter and a nuclear power plant
Mitsubishi: ur not gonna believe this…
“I need someone to make an affordable consumer home appliances, and also a nearly indestructible black box containing sensitive avionics data.”
Honeywell: “Did someone say my name?”
South Korea has entered the chat
Why have lot company when few company do trick?
I need a phone, a custom-made processor, a lithium-ion battery, a liquefied natural gas tanker ship, a life insurance policy and a washing machine.
Samsung: you’re not going to believe this
And Hyundai sells the rest
appropriate domain name
Those aren’t e-men at all!
Both equally effective in self defense
I was gonna say, you need 16 rounds before reloading for self-defense? Are you Pablo?
Definitely depends on how many plainclothes “ICE agents” are trying to kidnap you
“cool, cool, now do you have a semi-automatic pistol that shoots a gallon of horse cum?”
“I need it for… Reasons…”
Also a horse that cums bullets, preferably with one ready to go in the shaft at all times.
Holds a gallon of horse cum, and one in the chamber.
That’d be any semi auto, provided you aim well.
I think a gallon is a bit much. It doesn’t taste THAT good.
when you buy a loaf of bread you don’t plan to eat it all at once
Wanting and needing a gallon of horse cum are two different things.
Third thing: Having a gallon of horse cum
Costco furiously taking notes
“I need a washing machine”
GE: Here u go
“I also need a 30mm hydraulically driven 7 barrel gatling-style autocannon with a rate of fire you can measure in hertz”
GE: Here u go
I need a barcode scanner.
Honeywell: Right here bud
Also a thermonuclear weapon
Honeywell: How many megatons?
Could also be Samsung. They also build tanks.
Only General Electric produces the gun whose recoil can make its aircraft stall
See, America? Gun control is not the end of the world! You can safely implement sensible firearms legislation. You can just move to Some Other Thing after that! It’s not hard!
