I’ll start: a naked guy complaining to his host that there’s less light than advertised.
The gang visits Sherwood Forest
You mean: An alien really hates a musical instrument.
Dude lays on a bed for three weeks as Troi freaks out.
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Data listens to a deck of cards.
A collection of poker scenes filmed from different camera angles.
Data ignores a direct order on the advice of his poker hand.
The first ferangi in statfleet loses a leg and gets PTSD so hard he becomes addicted to managing a VR casino with his new best friend, the holographic lounge singer.
e: I completely forgot the best episode of ds9, “It’s 1953, America is racist and Benny Russell is crazy.”
This weird old elf/woman forces herself onboard and starts destroying everything. Then she does it again but this time she sees a hologram of herself and is like, “oh, sorry. guess I’ll go home now. bye.”
Picard learns to play the flute.
We find out if coffee can be found in a nebula.
Woman travels back in time to check if her stalker banged her mom
A shit-covered truck floating in space leads to Amelia Earhart.
That’s not even a joke. That’s the actual synopsis.
Captain Picard falls asleep; dreams of some dead people.
You mean: An old starfleet officer needs much time learning the flute.
Peple talk past eachother until they don’t.
He said “an” episode, not every episode
Video game addiction ironically doesn’t affect the teenager.
Child actors in an elevator.
Might be my favorite bottle episode
The Poseidon adventure IN SPACE!