I usually use water + lemon juice + vinegar but I have no idea why or any idea if that actually does anything.
There was a book called the Domestic Encyclopedia that I used to have, it was a super thick book, it had all kinds of cleaning solution solutions depending on what you were cleaning. Somewhat ironically my clean freak wife made me get rid of it, so that the shelves liked tidy. But lemon and vinegar do work, the citrus oil and acids help breakdown stuff, where as 90% of things can be cleaned with just water anyway - water being the universal solvent.
The additives to the water frequently cover up smells.
Depends on the material. I wouldn’t use that on hardwood floors, for example.
Most of the work is mechanical. Soap/alkalis help with grease/oils by making them mix in water. Dirt particles will stick to oils and go along. Acids will break up minerals, kill fungus/mildew and deodorize.
- Dirty, greasy areas: alkalis
- Mineral deposits, areas that have biofilms, mold, mildew: acids
All purpose: a little of both
Thrown a couple drops of Dawn* in your mix for an all purpose cleaner. Just be careful where you use it. Leave out the acids for more delicate surfaces.
*I don’t mean to push certain brands but Dawn is cheap and good at what it does.
Murphy’s Oil Soap for hardwood floors! I know OP asked for homemade, but tbh I don’t think you’re going to make a good homemade soap. Not very easily anyway.
Every hardwood floor installer I’ve talked to recommended NOT using Murphys Oil Soap. The reason they gave was that it leaves a thin film which builds up over time. When it comes time to refinish the floor, that film makes it difficult and more expensive.
Shitty vodka is the best cleaner. After you get done you can make Screwdrivers for brunch
Ha, off the juice m’fraid
*shitty screwdrivers
Cheers I’ll drink to that
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She’s also adjusted to the smell
Maybe I did it wrong, but the last time I tried this combo, the house still smelled of vinegar the next day.
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Came to say the same, vinegar+water works on A LOT of stuff. I’d also say Isopropyl Aclohol 90% or higher + distilled water is a great cleaner for nearly any thing as well.
if you’re diluting the isopropyl anyway, wouldnt it be cheaper to get a lesser concentration in bulk?
Isn’t that like acidic? Aren’t most of the cleaners, basic? For a bathroom, where you need to get rid of lime stains, it might be good though.
My whole life I thought that an acidic cleaner is your best bet
Depends on what you are trying to remove when cleaning. For most things, either works fine because water is doing the most work but for a few things acidic works better.
A. Fact: pine-sol is lemon flavor; and B. lemin flavor is acidic; so that’s a
C**∴Checkmate!∴**
Great for mixing cocktails.
Lemon PineSol is lemon, original PineSol is pine. Only pine flavor is a disinfectant (not that disinfection is usually required).

You really just need one or the other.
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