I choose Mufasa
mufasa wasnt born in the US, he cant be president. i say the creepy toon villain from who framed roger rabbit. he’s electable.
Lisa Simpson
Oh, good one!
Winnie the Pooh for the irony
You know, cause they keep calling some other head of State that
This will be an interesting meeting.
Wile E. Coyote should be US president
He would just spend all his time pursuing the Roadrunner instead of doing imperialism. He would have all the resources of the military-industrial complex at his disposal to that end, but he would just keep crashing F-35s into cliffs and shit chasing the Roadrunner. And his vice president and cabinet would be no better - all hand-picked cronies from the Acme corporation’s revolving door with the government, only there to help President Coyote devise new contraptions to catch the Roadrunner with.
let’s be honest, most products from the military industrial complex of the u.s. deserve the “acme” brand.
No, Acme products are cost effective. The US military industrial complex is anything but.
Professor X. He’s already responsible with even more power, and this way people would choose to listen to him.
Dr.Doom. He’s got experience and a pretty good track record all things considered.
Scoobydou !
Poison Ivy from Harley Quinn.
Bugs Bunny.
Clark Kent.
He always disappears in emergency situations though. Can’t rely on the guy.
@Melatonin Since you lot can’t be trusted I’m calling in Princess Twilight Sparkle to take you back to a monarchy.
Senator Chris Zaxar Travers.
Wait, who are we voting for?
Who did I say I was gonna vote for?
Why did Trump run uncontested?
Princess Caroline. She can make deals, is passionate about her work but also her family. She would make this country function and function well and she’d never stop till it was done.
And she is used to apologizing for idiots so she’d be able to alot in and rebuild international relationships.
Scrooge McDuck (Duck Tales version). Dude knows how to manage people and balance a budget. Sure he might occasionally get obsessed with some treasure in the middle east but that’s no different than most presidents.
Someone even more incompetent so he can destroy the USA quicker but less likely to push the nuke button.
