I can see why. I mean, I personally will fuck anything that is shaved. Man, woman, everything in between.
There was even a piece of timber that was giving me the come on, so I got my wood planer out and did the business.
It’s not my fault, that oaky harlot was begging for it…and got what it deserved!!
There was another imam that said men must have beards because clean-shaven men were woman-like and a temptation for other men.
One likes bears, the other likes twinks, can you truly blame them? 😔
I can see why. I mean, I personally will fuck anything that is shaved. Man, woman, everything in between.
There was even a piece of timber that was giving me the come on, so I got my wood planer out and did the business.
It’s not my fault, that oaky harlot was begging for it…and got what it deserved!!
Like my ole grandpappy used to say “If I cedar, I breed her.”
You son of a bitch! I love you!
Son of a birch…
dammit gramps, we’re at a restaurant, you can’t say that shit.