The vice president has some advice for young Americans.
Me to JD: get off my planet and have throat cancer.
That works both ways. “Get off Grindr and stop fucking couches.”
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Bold advice from a couch-fucker
In this economy?!?
Yeah… at this stage, procreating is a clearly unethical choice. I really feel sympathy for the children of today, their lives will not be great.
Yes, you need to buy a couch to fuck (on)
Let me tell you something: if a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box, he wouldn’t buy a house
-Dave Chappelle
I spat coffee. Thank you.
In a society without access to reproductive healthcare, a woman can only fuck a man when they already own a house together.
We had three, and they all hate you.
One can imagine Vance as the type of person who spends a lot of time thinking about how other people have sex
Bahahahaha you beat me to it
Big Yellow King vibes
Ey, I just rewatched this
I did as well, and it wasn’t as good as I remembered the first time. I think all of the Epstein shit coming out and the evil face of the capitalist world being brought to light recently has made it redundant. It used to feel like it revealed some hidden dark truth about our society, but now we’re not even trying to hide it anymore. Now we have #1 top billboard songs calling people Pedophiles and all the right wing nuts running around calling everyone and everything pedophilia except the actual pedos like Dersh.
It’s awfully ironic that someone who is so anti-trans is so obsessed with makeup and looking pretty for the cameras. A delicate flower.
Farbeit from me to overwrite what anyone says about their sexuality, but as a bi guy Ive seen probably 20 gay guys exactly like JD Vance and 0 straight guys anything like him lol
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I’ve had just about enough of this mofo’s ridiculous eyeliner…
The one compliment anyone got from Trump’s first admin was that “smokey eyes” thing, and JD’s just latched on to it hard
I see him as a failed unsuccessull jack sparrow wannabe
People end up with some truly bizarre beliefs when they’re determined to decree what it is that made this country great and so could make it great again, but immediately reject the things that actially did make it great - good wages, progressive taxes and socisl services.
But what if I don’t enjoy having a baby and would rather have a vegetarian meal instead? Not all of us are carnivores.
Couches can’t get pregnant JD
Just scrolling by, and…
Fucking lol.
He could just lie. He could say all the right things his base wants to hear about how things are unaffordable and how they’re going to fix it. He could grand stand about how Trump is going to make babies great again or something.
But he just says dumb shit instead. Truly the blind leading the blind.
Nah, we’re on a birthstrike
