SUPER supportive undies work too if you don’t want to go down that drag-queen-esque route.
men usually wore whitey tighties & jockstraps back in the day when booty shorts were normal for men and those are great at keeping all the bits where you want them to stay put.
how do you keep it from dangling out the leg?
Tape it back 😋
A mere tape won’t hold back my random, but strong erection.
Chasity cage it is then
SUPER supportive undies work too if you don’t want to go down that drag-queen-esque route.
men usually wore whitey tighties & jockstraps back in the day when booty shorts were normal for men and those are great at keeping all the bits where you want them to stay put.
Short
Your Greek ancestors would be proud, king.
Let it breathe. Assert dominance
Have a small dick.
✂️
That defeats the whole point of the shorts. The world wants to see that little guy!
Then why do I have so many restraining orders against me?
Boxer briefs, trunks, briefs, thong, or jockstrap.
Pretty much any underwear except for boxer shorts.
ooh fancy pants bigger than 2" dick mcgee over here
Bottom surgery, just become Transfem.
Tucking, or if that’s uncomfortable, some people have success with underwear that’s just a size down from their regular.
Ice it