or to make the worst impression ig
Any media in any format, sequels not included.
A Serbian Film
Star Trek: The Next Generation
That one fucked up hentai comic… I wanna give them mental distress as a leg up in the war between them and us.
That one fucked up hentai?
Oh you sweet summer child…
And yet, I know the one they meant…
Yes, that one. I know there are others, but you know exactly which is the one I’m referring to.
Imagine being the first human to Rick Roll another species.
My neighbor’s dog rolls his eyes at you
Any episode of Ancient Aliens.
A 3.5 inch diskette full of some random stuff.
I still got lots of them somewhere in some box, so I won’t miss it.
I don’t miss the Aliens either ;-)
Drinking from cups
Drinking out of cups? With the seahorse, seashell party?
Not me. No way! Not my chair, not my problem.
That’s what I say.
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I’m sending them heavy metal. (Da movie) I don’t think it would be the best or worst impression, but it would be so worth it to see how aliens react to that shit.
i wonder how aliens would take sarcasm:
life in plastic, it’s fantastic~
bonus wholesome:
The music video of Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley
On a gold disc.
I guess Paper in itself is a pretty neat invention.
zip bomb
all aliens use tar.gz archives sorry
I wanna send them a copy of FF8!
If you’re familiar with it, you’ll get what kind of impression it might give.
“You mean to tell me this species’ moon is just full of monsters, and it ejaculates them onto the planet in regular intervals? And they don’t really do anything about it?”
Yep! Wait until you can see what my sword does.
Backdoor Sluts Vol. 7
“Mlorp, how do these beings even manage to procreate? This one is using the incorrect orifice, and this one removed his genital proboscis moments before copulation was complete!”
“Let’s leave them alone, Floop. They will extinct themselves shortly.”
My fart in a jar
