This is assuming that the thought is translated into something each person can understand.
The government has been secretly tracking everyone’s farts since 1998. The next one you release will trigger your official ranking on the Global Flatulence Leaderboard. visible to everyone.
Half the world holds it in, the other half tries to fart so hard they shit themselves.
time for what if xkcd: “what if every human and animal on the planet farted at the same time?”
Why would the government keep that a secret?
General strike til Trump is no longer president
“Is this thing on ?” And then never say anything further.
“Message to all players: Resetting simulation in 24 hours”
Blink to save your current progress and stats
Don’t blink to return to character creation menu
“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”
‘YOU! You know what you did! Make it right!’
Then sit back and look at all the guilty faces.
Might as well add a threat to it to really drive the point home.
You guys know “everyone” includes trump, putin, jo-un, jimping, and all the other crazies out there right?!
Do we want to end the world?
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!!
Something like “This is God speaking.” and “You were right, and all the other religions were wrong”. Nukes would just fling flang and we’d finally just end it.
If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.
None of you are correct, except Jeff, he can get it
It’s not round, but it’s not flat either!
“We heard you. We’re on our way.”
Do they know it’s my thought or do they think it’s their own?
Gradually escalating unidentifiable whispering. Everyone starts asking if you can hear something, you all start agreeing you can hear whispering but not what it is, then the paradolia kicks in and people start hearing what they expect to hear. The constant gradual increase in volume. Increases the fear and certainty in what people are hearing, but also disrupts sleep and wakes anyone who was sleeping. Soon everyone is awake, sleep deprived, and panicked.
