I think she’s a keeper
Hmm, good old weaponized incompetence
Lmao that’s so real, I think she boiled the bacon out of spite.
This was not an act of love, but rather the exact opposite
Crime against humanity
I’d be grateful to have anyone in my life that would think to cook for me. I’d eat this without complaint and thank them.
Then, I’d offer to teach them to cook. We aren’t born knowing how, it’s a learned skill.
Besides the look I doubt you can boil bacon to the point of it tasting bad. Now I gotta test that theory.
Boiled bacon is a thing in Japan. I have to hunt and pay out the ass to find streaky bacon that will crisp up, particularly that is also smoked.
The boiled one tastes OK in things, but I have zero desire to ever eat it on its own.
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I’ll be hung until dead promptly in the A.M.
I was served bacon that looked like that at Skegness Seal Sanctuary and we still joke it was made from the ones that didn’t make it.
“May your bacon always be boiled.” is certainly a worthwhile curse.
Just Boiled Bacon 😧
Frying both the egg and bacon would probably use much less energy and be 100 times more tasty than whatever this is… If I have to boil bacon, I might as well not eat it at all… 😅
If I have to boil bacon, I might as well not eat it at all… 😅
This gave me a sudden flash of Uncle Roger. If you boil bacon, bacon is fuckt up. Aya!
Well, she’s definitely not a cooker.
She shouldn’t have
But really…
“Hey, why don’t I cook next time?”
I think you should keep her away from a kitchen
Yeah 🙃 Keep’er far away from the kitchen.
Bruh you don’t have to re-inflict the atrocity, this isn’t the fucking Ring
Did she boil the fucking bacon? Is that how it came out that way? I don’t know it’s weird. I mean hard-boiled eggs just do that sometimes but what the fuck. It’s not hard to throw it in a frying pan. My fiance bakes it which is… Fine…
Yes, all cooked in the same pot at the same time as the eggs :>
Call ICE on her. If she’s white, tell them she’s irish. They don’t count as white again, so she’ll get sent to Venezuela where she might learn something about cooking. It might be cooking meth, but that’s still preferable to whatever that atrocity in the picture is.
