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Ah, yes, you’re absolutely right, I was thinking of ULEZ. Ooops!
Look, you get born, you keep your head down, and then you die. If you’re lucky.
#fedi22
Ah, yes, you’re absolutely right, I was thinking of ULEZ. Ooops!
So there will be no incentive for driving a zero emissions vehicle from December '25? That seems pretty short-sighted to me. If I have to drive a vehicle in the congestion zone, why would I buy an electric vehicle when I could just buy an old diesel clunker for a tenth the price and still pay the same charge?
We actually use program for computer programs, but programme for a programe of events. We like to be irregular.
David Tennant’s Gender Taliban
New band name. We play LGBTQ+ Punkry & Western.
The group has since apologised, claiming they were “unaware of the origins and connotations of the song".
Chinny reckon.
Bobby Brewster was better than Harry Potter. Change my mind!
Data. And. Cowbell.
Needs more data, but good work!
“We’re fucking kicking all the Muslims out of the mosques and turning them into Wetherspoon’s.”
What a silly billy. You can’t turn Muslims into Wetherspoons.
Mmm, they’ve been working on looking like fannies for a while.
I haven’t bought a Brewdog beer for at least a couple of years now since I don’t want to support a company that seems to be run by arseholes. It’s a shame because their Nanny State, in particular, was the first low/no alcohol beer that tasted of something rather than just sweet, bland, lager. But Drop Bear has totally replaced Nanny State as my low-alcohol beer of choice (please don’t tell me they’re arseholes too!).
It seems to me a given that you shouldn’t be able to place bets on outcomes you can directly influence. This is not so different from e.g. a boxer betting on himself to lose.
“A rich, lefty, white male celebrity…" - well, she’s not wrong. Must make a nice change for her.
“… he can’t see the optics of attacking the only Black woman in government by calling publicly for my existence to end.” - and why hasn’t her government appointed any other black women?
“This is an early example of what life will be like if they win….” - sweet.
“Do not let the bigots and bullies win.” - see above.
Nothing a generous sprinkling of caltrops wouldn’t sort out.
There should absolutely be an enquiry over the contracts awarded for PPE during the pandemic. It seems to me that some companies with no history of, or experience in, supplying medical gear won multi-million-pound contracts. I’d like to know the basis on which those contracts were awarded.
“Hey everyone, Elon’s renamed Twitter to X. We should have a one-letter name, it would be so cool. Like, the kids would love it. Elon’s a visionary. We should definitely, definitely, definitely do what Elon’s done. When has he ever made a mistake in business? Exactly, never! Maybe I could have a bonus worth billions! So cool!”
418 Pop the kettle on - surely?
Ah, Da Management! Had a quick look for a clip of my favourite gag of theirs but couldn’t find it. It went something like this:
“Ron, they’re babbling.”
“I don’t like babbling.”
“No, I don’t like babbling either.”
“I don’t like any 'anging gardens.”
Do you know, to this day I still don’t know which is Hale and which is Pace.
403 - “If your name’s not on the list, you’re not getting in. Now do one.”
404 - “Mebbe try looking down the back of the sofa, mate, ‘cos I can’t find what you’re looking for here.”
“I too, like typical human food, such as a BLT: banana, liverwurst, and tapenade. There’s a reason it’s a classic and that reason is that humans - such as I am - enjoy this combination of flavours between two slices of laverbread.”