Their first album could be Bullshit on Parade.
Lawsuit incoming.
oh my fucking god
is a great song by Strapping Young Lad.
Repose For The Machine?
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By this point, I suspect a lot of people who use the term don’t actually know anymore. To them it just means “the shadowy bad guys who want to ruin my life specifically”.
“…because I’m the main character and these ‘globalists’ know me by name”
Yep. That’s the gist of the plot.
Okay, are we all here? Let’s discuss Jeb Blinkersen, 29, of 39 waukee way, Minnesota. Have we done anything to ruin his life lately? Looks like he got a raise recently, shit, we’ve got to get ahead of this NOW. Johnson, I want you to breed up some samples of that bat-whale-bear virus we’ve been incubating in RFK, and make sure there’s an accident. Stevens, call his boss and tell him to send the factory to China OR ELSE. Yeah, they probably won’t like the higher profit margins, but make it clear they have no choice. We’ll show Jeb to let his guard down. Good meeting everyone, let’s meet again next week about Amanda Hugenkiss, priority omega seven; Zuckerberg says she seems actually happy and she might be trying to leave Facebook.
When the people responsible for ruining their lives aren’t hiding in the shadows at all.
I always read it as companies who were responsible for offshoring labor. I might be too generous though.
Multinational corporations?
That’s part of the power of the term. Globalism is a valid term for a view about how integrated international markets foster economic and social benefits, while Globalist is often used as a racist dogwhistle. Racists often use small variations of accepted terms to conflate and low key their hatred in public venues.
I don’t disagree with you in the North American context, but in other parts of the world you can have totally normal discussions about the merits of globalization/globalism and globalists without it being a dogwhistle. And you can be a critic of “globalism” (better understood as a configuration of imperialism) without being a racist or even for explicitly anti-racist reasons.
“Lights out, Rush Limbaugh radio”
It’s gold, Jerry, GOOOLD!
FUCK YOU I WILL DO EXACTLY AD YOU TELL ME!
Yeah, I totally see this working for maga crowds
Alternately:
Fuck yeah I’ll believe anything fox tells me!
F*CK you, you better do what I tell you!
Fuck me, better do what they tell me!
UwU
FUCK ME I’LL JUST DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
Honestly, it shouldn’t be that hard. Just use some of their ironic stuff, but sincerely. Bulls on Parade is pretty much an authoritarian capitalist anthem if you take it at face value.
Bulls on Parade (Hell Yeah Cover)
Weapons not food, not homes, not shoes (Hell yeah!)
Not need, just feed the war cannibal animal (Hell yeah!)
I walk the corner to the rubble that used to be a library (Hell yeah!)
Line up to the mind cemetery now (Hell yeah!)
What they don’t know keeps the contracts alive and movin’ (Hell yeah!)
We don’t gotta burn the books we just remove 'em (Hell yeah!)
While arms warehouses fill as quick as the cells (Hell yeah!)
Rally 'round the family, pockets full of shells (Hell yeah!)
yo, yo, blacks be the real racists
ICE is comin’ back around again.
They’re kicking out the People of the Sun
YOU’RE NOW LISTENING TO
*Hummer engine revving*
102.3
*bald eagle cries*
BOOTLICKER FM
*explosion*
WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT RIGHT WING METAL
*marching sound*
THIS AIN’T YOUR GRANNY’S STATION
*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*
Starts playing that German Erika song
Obviously their FM frequency would be 88, something, wouldn’t it?
The Machine?
“Yeah I’m rolling down Rodeo with a shotgun / we ain’t seen a brown skinned man since our country club banned one”
The more likely lyrics those racists pieces of shit would sing is…
“Yeah I’m rolling down Rodeo with a shotgun / we ain’t seen a brown skinned man since our grandparents hung them”
I feel like they wouldn’t be respectful enough to say “brown skinned man”.
Since our grandfather’s hanged one. Ftfy
We’ll be called “Fellating the Machine”
