• AVincentInSpace@pawb.social
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    5 months ago

    If my choice was between that and the doctor who said “I’ve got this handgun, it’s the best handgun, nobody kills more patients than me”…

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      5 months ago

      Dr. Trump: “To be completely honest with you, I’m really lucky to have this operation. The board was about to submit judgement with serious repercussions to my personal life, but I managed to get in here just in time to dodge all responsibility. Anyways, I don’t actually believe in medicine so I’m gonna let my Office of Management and Budget handle the situation from here.”

      Russ Vought: “First of all, every nurse is fired. The Anesthesiologist, too.”

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      5 months ago

      That’s not the point at hand though. You are just making yourself feel better about the shitty candidate that can probably lose anyways because you will have felt safe in your heart that yours was less terrible.

      Pathetic, apathetic, and lazy.