You can choose a new sound or sound(s) to make when you fart. The sound can’t be quieter than your fart would otherwise be. Nor can it be shorter than your fart would otherwise be.
What would be your farttone?
Some of my ideas Owen Wilson’s “Wow”. The scream from that one disturbed song. The entire audio of the Bee movie.
Edit 1. 18 more of you commented than updooted. “No judgement”, I say while judging you…
Adams family doorbell.
The Super Mario warp pipe noise.
Becomes the death jingle when you follow through.
Icq “ah ohhhhh”
Wilhelm Scream
Whatever the brown note is.
I feel like that would just sound like a fart
It would sound like a fart, coming from everybody around you as they shit themselves.
- Ahhhh-oooooo-ga!
- turkey call
- the Star Trek door swish
- windchimes
That intro song from Lion King, just the initial “haaaaaa”.
Lol this is my favorite so far
Windows 3.11 startup fanfare
Inspector Gadget theme. It starts off slow and subtle but if you’re having a really big one, you might get to the ‘Go, Gadget Go’ line, which I think would be kind of encouraging and celebratory!
Orchestral music that fits whatever the current mood is.
The Law & Order “dun dun” sound
School bell from The Owl House
“now you’re playing with power!”
runner up, “itsa me!!”
I choose farts of course.







