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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago

I could get that for you, but I won't.

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I could get that for you, but I won't.

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago
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  • KulunkelBoom@lemm.ee
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    8 months ago

    Did they mention that milk comes from cows and not oats?

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      8 months ago

      You can milk anything with nipples.

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        8 months ago

        (Delete) I was beaten to it.

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        “I Have Nipples Greg, Could You Milk Me?”

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          8 months ago

          “I will if you let me”

          -The director’s cut.

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        8 months ago

        I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

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        8 months ago

        I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?

        • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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          8 months ago

          Yes, it’s a whole thing. I have many videos related to that, let me show you.

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      8 months ago

      You can indeed create milk without requiring a cow.

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        8 months ago

        True enough. But not from an oat.

        • Zacryon@feddit.org
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          8 months ago

          Also from oat.

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            7 months ago

            juice from oat. milk from titties.

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              So if we would create milk in a lab, which is chemically identical to e.g. cow’s milk, but without any udder secretion involved, that wouldn’t be milk?

              What is milk if not just fatty water with a couple of nutrients?

              Our concept of “milk” goes beyond mere mammary gland secretes.

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                7 months ago

                So if we would create milk in a lab, which is chemically identical to e.g. cow’s milk,

                That’s just it. You can’t.

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                  I can’t no. But other people can.

                  We can already create meat in a lab. Milk is coming as well.

                  See for example: https://www.forbes.com/sites/daphneewingchow/2025/02/24/first-lab-grown-whole-cows-milk-to-debut-in-the-us/

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