Bill Nyehilism is for me.

Depending on what counts as a “magnet”, the loss of magnetism could destroy the universe.

You have died from dysentery.

Yes. My mom called it “hugging hands”. I don’t remember when we stopped doing it, but it was probably when I was around 6 or 7 years old.

I’m painting a cave wall right now.

It’s George Lucas and Steven Spielberg violating Indiana Jones.

A reflection in the glass of the window.

Yeah, I worked in a few affordable housing sites and the OP looks like something the on-site social workers cooked up.

It’s actually the Stargate characters edited into a Star Trek meme.

A&W

“Here come the test results: ‘You are a horrible person’. That’s what it says, ‘a horrible person’. We weren’t even testing for that!”

Beat me to it. Also, please remove me from this mailing list.

A Nintendo64 with several game cartridges. It’s a little flaky, but it still works for the most part.

Pfft. Real programmers use butterflies

You shouldn’t help old ladies cross the street anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JESczegwk0g

The trick is to bounce both legs but in opposite directions. When one is going up the other is going down, cancelling each other out.

Californian. No.

It wouldn’t solve any problems that can’t be solved by other means, and it would create new problems that we haven’t had to worry about before. It’d be a net loss for everyone involved.

Californian. No.

It wouldn’t solve any problems that can’t be solved by other means, and it would create new problems that we haven’t had to worry about before. It’d be a net loss for everyone involved.

Insufficient data for a meaningful answer.