Force feedback codpieces.

You may enjoy Fritz Leiber’s short story, “A Pail of Air”, which involves the Earth being ejected.

https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/51461

Funny “Haha” or funny “Uh Oh”?

There is no such thing as an innocent billionaire.

It may be possible…

It may not be necessary…

What, no avocado toast?

So… it’s an order, then?

Bill Nyehilism is for me.

Depending on what counts as a “magnet”, the loss of magnetism could destroy the universe.

You have died from dysentery.

Yes. My mom called it “hugging hands”. I don’t remember when we stopped doing it, but it was probably when I was around 6 or 7 years old.

I’m painting a cave wall right now.

It’s George Lucas and Steven Spielberg violating Indiana Jones.

A reflection in the glass of the window.

Yeah, I worked in a few affordable housing sites and the OP looks like something the on-site social workers cooked up.

It’s actually the Stargate characters edited into a Star Trek meme.

A&W

“Here come the test results: ‘You are a horrible person’. That’s what it says, ‘a horrible person’. We weren’t even testing for that!”

Beat me to it. Also, please remove me from this mailing list.