Can I offer you New York State and all the economic power that comes with it? The US can keep Staten Island. We put our garbage there.
Just do it already. I’ll fight to be Canadian 💪🍁
Ahhh, finally! Peace!
I’d back this eh. I think aboot it a loot. Eh. Bagged milk.
Washingtonian here. Always loved Canada, just waiting to be annexed in.
Annex Oregon also!
Professor Maxine Welkers of the University of Toronto Economics Dept. explains, “Given Americans’ low literacy rates, costly health insurance, and how much animal shit their FDA allows in their food, Canada annexing the U.S. is really more of a humanitarian gesture.”
That line is gold.
And true.
i don’t want to be in a country with Ohio though
- sincerely, an American
I have some bad news
Hey I’m from Ohio D:
🤮
I’m so sorry that you’re from Ohio
Hey now, Cincinnati is great. We got chili, we got King’s Island, we got a museum with dinosaurs and a lot of historical stuff too, we got Graeter’s Ice Cream, not exactly unique to Cincinnati but we have a baseball and football team that we feel very strongly about even if they don’t always meet our expectations, we got one of the best zoos and botanical gardens in the United States, while it’s not technically Ohio, we have the Newport Aquarium right across the river, we got all kinds of stuff!
Including corn. God we love corn.
oh, I’ve heard all about you4 Cincinnati “chili”
Positive things I’m sure. If you don’t enjoy Cincinnati chili, are you even living??
Right guys? Right??
(We also enjoy regular chili, my company has an annual chili cookoff. Not Cincinnati chili, just regular chili)
Is that the chili that’s kind of like a ground beef and bean soup?
Well not really. It is kind of ground beef soup, with a lot of spices added to give it it’s signature flavor. This chili, spaghetti, and cheese is a three-way. If you add beans in the chili (or onion), then it becomes a four-way (or I guess just… chili with beans in it if you put it on anything else?). If you put BOTH beans and onions in it, then it’s a five-way.
Lol, just Ohio?
It’ll get renamed to ‘Oh, hi eh!’
Sorry
Easy fix: Dig an Ohio-sized hole, fill Lake Erie back up with water and call it the Gulf of Intelligence.
New Yorkers rejoice knowing they’re no longer the rudest countrymen now that the Quebecois are included
USA? You mean North Mexico?
Invest in yellow light filters for Hollywood cameras, this shit is loco.
This is like going to the adoption agency and asking for the meanest, most disruptive child and then adopting that one.
I do wish USA was like Canada
Hahaha. For a moment I thought this was real news and some politician actually said this. Then I saw beaverton.
Nobody doing the math on the number of seats that “province” would have? All other provinces would lose their power. You think the pull Ontario and Quebec have is bad? Hooo boy.
If you split the north and south into two provinces, they’d vote at odds with eachother enough to be controlled.
Combine that with some good ol gerrymandering by creeping your provinces down into the US, you’d chip away at US votes enough I can’t imagine it’d really be a huge issue.
(Signed, a US American)
We can do an administrative region, and pull a Puerto Rico on them.
Can we make some of them territories so they can’t vote.
Canadian territories get to vote though
The whole thing, can’t risk it. Plus it’s way easier to avoid any attacks on being biased if no.
However, we should make Puerto Rico a province.
Make Puerto Rico their bosses
Hell no. Puerto Ricans overwhelmingly voted for Orange babboon.
Oh booo yea ok fuck ‘em.
That isn’t just voting for the leopard who will eat your face, that’s voting the leopard who has already eaten your face.
MY BODY IS READY.
I’ll chug maple syrup. Learn to ride a moose. Whatever it takes. But please make this happen.
In Soviet Canuckistan, moose rides you
Don’t forget the poutine and beer.
