Dumb and dumber
Napoleon Dynamite
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Now, you listen here: 'e’s not the Messiah, 'e’s a very naughty boy! Now go away!
Lovely troll!
Ni!
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say “Ni” at will to old ladies.
That would be the 1985 master piece Clue
Communism is just a red herring!
Lot of red flags
I’m going home to sleep with my wife!
To make a long story short…
Too late
Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?!
You don’t need any help from me, sir.
That’s right! …
Replying to myself to give The Sopranos an honorable mention!
Flames! Flames on the side of my face!
Ghostbusters.
Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick.
Well, that’s what I heard!
Penguins (of Madagascar): The Movie
The Princess Bride!
Any other answer is… inconceivable
Galaxy Quest
Yes.
DIGITIZE ME FRED
LOL. “Let’s get out of here before one of those things gets Guy.” Cracks me up every time.
Miners not minors!
Such a good movie. Think I’ll watch it again when I get home.
Anchorman
I quoted this a lot as a teen!
- Airplane (Flying High)
- Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
- The Empire Strikes Back
Office space
There’s a throwaway line that one of the Bobs says talking with management about the layoffs where he starts with “well just a second there professor” and it’s one I never hear quoted but for some reason that phrase gets me every time I watch it.
Ghostbusters:
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Back off man - I’m a scientist
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Listen! You smell something?
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What about the Twinkie?
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Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!
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Yes it’s true, this man has no dick
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Ok, so… she’s a dog
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When someone asks you if you’re a god, you say yes!
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Aim for the flat top!
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Cross the streams
…and much much more
‘Get her!’–that was your whole plan?
Janine, someone with your qualifications would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries.
Yeah I’ll go along with that.
If there’s a steady paycheck in it, I’ll believe anything you say
I collect spores, mold, and fungus.
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!
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I have several ol’ reliables:
Grandma’s Boy: “high score? What’s that mean?”
Snatch: “when you’re in reverse, things tend to come from behind ya.”
Tombstone: “i got two guns, one for each of ya.”
Big Lebowski: “he’s a good man Jeffrey. And thorough.”
There’s more, but those are probably my most quoted.
A lot of quotes from the Batman Dark Knight have become pretty common lingo or at least widely recognized, like “not the hero we deserve but the one we need” or “you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain” or even “some people just want to watch the world burn” or “it’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message”, maybe also popularizing the whole “immovable object vs unstoppable force” etc.
Mean girls
