Margin call incoming? Would be terrific.
PLEASE just let this nightmare end. There’s no funerals I look forward to more than the two fucking pieces of dog feces running the show right now.
I have violent fantasies about Elon Musk. I have never been in a fight as an adult, but I lust to hurt that guy. I can go into detail about it…
I couldn’t be happier for the twat! Fuck him and his shoddily made cars.
Does he not know that ANTIFA and the Enola Gay conspired to take him down? And he didn’t mention me, a zuper, zuper wealthy libtard, who financed all this with hundredz of my millionzzzzz. I em… effendead SIR! May your batteries randomly combust.
Didn’t he buy twitter with a loan backed by his Tesla stock?
If that’s the case and the price is falling enough then the bank could/have called that in. Resulting in the forced sale of his stock.
Which would be very funny.
Along with P Diddy and some money came from other very questionable backers
If self-preservation is an instinct these banks possess, they should all be calling in Musks loans right now.
The banks bankrolled twitter to create a controlled propaganda outlet and enabled their boy to directly influence the federal government. I think their investment turn out very well for them.
And they’re undoubtably confident a taxpayer bailout would fill any loss that might occur. And it’s unfortunately a solid bet.
Can’t wait until he follows his leader.
At what point do the board and the shareholders fire his ass?
He’s still by far the biggest owner of the stock, so although that would take him down several billion a year, it’s still just a small bite.
You said there was going to be pain.

Still one of the best threats in film.
This whole movie is endlessly quotable.
I need to rewatch this movie again.
What movie? Is it The Princess Bride? I’ve heard people talk about that movie all the time and I’ve never seen it.
Maybe more ketamine will help.
Yes, but he didn’t mean that he would be one of the people in pain!
leopards eating their own faces
gave what was widely recognized as a Nazi salute at an inauguration event,
Short of officialoy stating it but at this point I’ll take it.
“Stand With Tesla.” Musk reposted it to his massive audience, but the sentiment didn’t prevent him from losing $23 billion the following day.
Would sacrificing personal wealth to do “good” for the country make MAGA love him more?
Unsurprisingly, Musk has disparaged Tesla Takedown as something astroturfed by wealthy liberals (and conflated the peaceful movement with attacks in which suspected arsonists threw Molotov cocktails at dealerships). On Saturday, he claimed without evidence on X that an “investigation” of some kind had revealed that wealthy philanthropists including George Soros, Reid Hoffman, and Leah Hunt-Hendrix were funding the groups behind Tesla protests through the Democratic fundraising platform ActBlue. Aside from misrepresenting how ActBlue works — it doesn’t fund anything but is rather a system through which donors can send money to Democratic political candidates and liberal organizations
“It couldn’t possibly be the consequences of my actions, it’s wealthy liberals conspiring against me!”
He deserves it and so much more.
Surely he doesn’t mean the kind of wealthy liberals who would purchase a luxury electric car like a Tesla and who also don’t like authoritarians?
Molotovs? I think you mean Jewish space lasers!
Also I think it’s worth noting that he has hitched his cart to trump who has so far avoided any consequences.
If there was any proof that there is no “higher power” and that the universe doesn’t care about humanity one way or the other, that would be a very good example.
:)
Be quiet, small man.
That tiny squeaking you hear is the world’s smallest violin playing a sad, sad song to commiserate with the world’s biggest K-brain.









