Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · edit-21 month agoWhat will satiate MAGAs anger?message-squaremessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareWhat will satiate MAGAs anger?Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · edit-21 month agomessage-square28fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareeffward@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoI wish my alignment with poutine would grant me Canadian citizenship…
minus-squareWoodScientist@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoOh my God. This could be the greatest international publicity stunt/real life squid game possible! Canada creates an annual contest. Contestants must be Americans without Canadian citizenship. The task is simple. Consume as much poutine as you can in one sitting. The sole winner of this eating contest gets automatic Canadian citizenship.
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoCould’ve gone with The Hunger Games, but okay. I volunteer regardless.
I wish my alignment with poutine would grant me Canadian citizenship…
Oh my God. This could be the greatest international publicity stunt/real life squid game possible!
Canada creates an annual contest. Contestants must be Americans without Canadian citizenship.
The task is simple. Consume as much poutine as you can in one sitting.
The sole winner of this eating contest gets automatic Canadian citizenship.
Could’ve gone with The Hunger Games, but okay. I volunteer regardless.