My favorite parts are the pissing Bart, the exposed bathroom, and all that sheet metal.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/602-S-Adams-St-Ritzville-WA-99169/85930618_zpid/
Kinda looks like a cheap nightclub…
There is a lot I would change about the house but I kinda dig the vibe
At first I thought, “I could live with that, get creative on changing stuff for cheap.” But it kept getting worse and worse and worse.
I’d still love to own that property.
I mean right it’s weird and not what I would do. But you know that the person who did it was in love with idea and it’s nice to see that kind of passion.
knocking-shop-core?
It’s like someone took everything they found free on FBM and used it to renovate. Sprinkle in the cheapest HD had available and discount mis-mixed paint, as available.
It’s a shame, the outside looks promising.
Calling all renovators and bargain hunters! This 5 bedroom 3052 sq ft home presents a golden opportunity to build equity and create your dream home. Put your renovation skills to work and unlock the hidden potential of this property. With its prime location and solid bones, the possibilities are limitless. Embrace your inner designer and turn this property into a stunning showcase. From updating the kitchen to revitalizing the outdoor space, let your imagination run wild and create a home that will make a lasting impression.
Translation: yes we know it looks like someone took drugs and decided to convert their house into a trendy nightclub, then ran out if drugs, but it does mean you can gut the place and start again. Which we hope is a selling point.
What’s special
UPDATING THE KITCHEN REVITALIZING THE OUTDOOR SPACE
yeah those are the only two things needed and voilà, a dream home!
it would be a selling point if they also slashed the price by 20%
Ok, but why? From the outside it looks like it was owned by sane people, but then…
They started out sane but then started tweaking.
There’s clearly a carbon monoxide leak or something
They don’t want us to talk…
Looks like a “modern American” restaurant that serves room temperature fries and beer
Can you imagine attempting to clean this
Oh my fucking god is the shower made out of windows??
Well of course, if it was made from Linux it would leak everywhere since it’s open source. You gotta have closed source to keep the water in, hence the Windows.
Or maybe I’m just confused
fuck
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That driftwood in the lights, picture 19. Really tied the room together.
Damn, $330k in my state wouldn’t even get you something half the size
To be fair, most houses of that size out here would go for more like 500k. But since it’s in a really rural location and is a fixer-upper, it’s much cheaper
That area of the state is climate hell. The only stories that come out of that part of the state are anti-liberal militia stories.
It’s nice in September. Driving through.
I actually can’t believe they’re trying to sell that place for that much. Ritzville has literally nothing going on and it’s in the middle of nowhere.
The deck area is nice…
That’s all I got.
I think the majority of this is ATBGE. I believe except for a room or two that the previous owner was very happy with the way things looked. I just don’t think anyone else wants to live with those vibes and the cost of renovating that to something more generally appealing is going to be outrageous.
There’s like two pictures here where “good execution” may apply, but the vast majority of this house is just awful taste and depressing.
The beginnings of an arcade in the basement, too.
Did anyone else watch “Monster House” on the discovery channel in the late 90s/early 00s? They did this kind of stuff all the time.
The interior looks like a trendy, wannabe-upscale Mexican restaurant staffed entirely by hipsters who don’t know how to make good Mexican food.
