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minus-squareHikingVet@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 days agoGarlic is not required to survive winter.
minus-squarecompostgoblin@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 days agoOnly if you’re okay with bland soups.
minus-squareHikingVet@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 days agoI’m pale because the sun sets in November.
minus-squaretoomanypancakes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 days agoSomeone’s never experienced a rough winter.
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 days agoThe majority of the world doesn’t have access to maple syrup blood infusions - we can’t give out our miracle cure to everyone.
minus-squareHikingVet@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-26 days agoThat’s a them problem for not planting sugar maples. We tried to tell them, but nOOOooo, they just had to use corn syrup. Enjoy your bland pancakes.
minus-squareTelorand@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 days agoI will not! I will import Maple Syrup even if it’s a 100% tariff.
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 days agoAs a Canadian and former Vermonter I endorse this rabid obsession with maple syrup.
Garlic is not required to survive winter.
Only if you’re okay with bland soups.
There are other spices.
Found the vampire.
I’m pale because the sun sets in November.
Someone’s never experienced a rough winter.
I am Canadian.
The majority of the world doesn’t have access to maple syrup blood infusions - we can’t give out our miracle cure to everyone.
That’s a them problem for not planting sugar maples. We tried to tell them, but nOOOooo, they just had to use corn syrup. Enjoy your bland pancakes.
I will not! I will import Maple Syrup even if it’s a 100% tariff.
As a Canadian and former Vermonter I endorse this rabid obsession with maple syrup.