On our own instance no less lmao

Inb4 YoU CaN jUsT bLOcK uSsSSs

  • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.world
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    23 hours ago

    Hey, guys. So, I haven’t received any of my payouts from the CIA yet and I have pocket knives and stuff to buy, so… Is there like somebody in HR I can email about this or something?

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      Elgin air force base administrates most programs. You probably have to do basic training, but you may be able to work form home. Recruiters will promise that none of the fine print that enslaves you to mobile infantry role will ever be applied to you. After all, if we are successful in fighting humanity over here, we won’t need you to fight it in Ukraine or Russia or China, and citizenship requires service.

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      22 hours ago

      You can just talk to Jerry. He’s the guy in the grey sedan across your street. If you give him the code word, he’ll give you the package.

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      22 hours ago

      It’s all funny but I thought it weird how .world deleted most pro Luigi posts that first week.

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        The News community did because it promoted violence or whatever their reason was, but there were tons of pro Luigi posts and comments in the memes communities that I don’t remember being deleted. It was not a .world wide thing.