Santa’s the one buying all the personal information because he has to update the naughty list
There’s no evidence Santa isnt selling our data
Everyone knows Santa is in bed with corporations. Just look at how many cameos he makes in ads and shopping malls! I would be very surprised if he didn’t sell all his data.
There is a Brazilian Rock Band with a great song named “Santa Claus son of a bitch” (or maybe motherfucker) here is the Google translate (with light editing) of the first couple verses:
Santa Claus motherfucker Reject the wretched I want to kill him! That capitalist pig Give gifts to the rich And spits on the poor Give gifts to the rich And spits on the poor
I heard he’s a Coca-Cola Plant
This post and the comments need to be studied by researchers to understand what is happening
???
Neil “Scary Trousers” Gaiman
With current AI hallucinations, you at least have a glimpse of what is happening. This hallucination is absolute bonkers though.
I must be confused… Good omens Neil gaiman?
Yeah, but… Why did you capitalize ‘Good’ and ‘Neil’, but not ‘omens’ and ‘gaiman’?
Looks like mobile auto formatting to me. G after a period, N is from a name, g ends with a ? but no space afterwards, so it doesn’t auto capitalize.
Alright, Columbo, calm down.
Alright, Columbo, calm down.
Ok, legit sremoved from that, but I do approve of the way they showed their working.
Edit: do I have to write “snicker” like an American? Does some bot suffer from the Scunthorpe problem here?
I’ve come back to this after sleeping to check; has anyone figured out what the hell this means?
I’ve also come back but 6 h later. Can confirm. No one knows what it means
Maybe it was a convoluted way of breaking the news that Neil Gaiman is a sex pervert
What did I miss?
Yeah, I can’t find a news article or anything, lol. Definitely confused.
What
Huh?
Fantasy author Neil Gaiman?
That certainly looks like his photo… when did he turn into Google Adsense?
I bet his website has google analytics or some shit, and a weenie is all upset about it.
Where do you think he gets his story ideas? You think Sandman is fiction?
Neil Gaiman?
Vince Neil?
Vince Vaughn?
Who is Niel?
Author of American Gods, Coraline, countless other gems and the co-writer of Good Omens with Pratchett.
Never heard of any of that. But thanks.
Go pick up smoke and mirrors, it’s a short story collection, very easy to get into. If you love it, check out the American Gods novel and the Sandman comics. The original sandman is a bit dated at this point, but still some amazing storytelling.
Also Sandman, which recently got a good Netflix adaptation
Not sure what library/resources you use but definitely worth checking out
That’s a wholesome comic. Thanks.
Ironically, it’s a pretty well-known one itself (you see people just refer to it by mentioning “today’s 10000”).
META.