Hear y’all hear y’all, Reggie King from o’er the holler brought pawpaw moonshine for the weddin’

Muddy the waters, it’s their favorite tactic. Post memes with reckless abandon.

It’s now 51 posts under the shitpost post

Chickens are the perfect creature, evollutionally speaking

Reminds me of a program in Homestuck. It’s code that iterates until the author/universe dies, then executes some unknown code. The coding language is ~ath, or TilDeath.

We could only dream

Dust bowl, schmust bowl; I ain’t movin’ to Californie!!

Nature is brutal. It’s UNNATURAL to limit oneself to eating things with less nutrients. Being one with nature means you kill or be killed, and only the fittest survive.

Now the difference of philosophy here is that the structure humans have created is much more unnatural than that. A druid would agree that going out into the woods with a bow and shooting a deer is fine. But going to a restaurant and ordering chicken that was raised in a barn, for the sole purpose of consumption, is wildly unnatural.

Is this supposed to be an adult trick-or-treating or are we looking at a depiction of a child here…

Fucking christ what a sobering post

My party fought a purple worm recently. It devoured the cleric. Then the sorcerer used polymorph on it to turn it into a frog, which caused the cleric to get squeezed out of it like toothpaste in a tube and shot out of it and collided with the cavern ceiling, taking ‘fall’ damage. Then the cleric used divine intervention (successfully)… as a divine avatar they swooped down and crushed the frog between their hands, releasing a tidal wave of venemous worm viscera to wash over everyone causing them to take massive poison damage. Great fun :D

In terms of your plan, drilling a hole in the rod may cause it to lose function. Also a general rule about polymorph is that there needs to be room for the transformation, and a general rule for invalid creature placement is that creatures take a small amount of force damage and are moved to the closest available space. As your DM I’d probably say you couldn’t end polymorph early while it’s in the rod, and if you lost concentration or the duration expired, it would be shunted next to the rod and take 2d10 force damage.

Actually what I’d like to do is have the worm trapped in the rod, make you believe it died, and the next time you used it the worm would appear.

I Saw The TV Glow

💥POW💥POW💥POW💥POW💥POW💥POW💥POW💥POW💥 “Shots fired requesting backup”

QWERPline and Welcome to Nightvale. Both of them are comedy faux local radio broadcasts on completely different ends of the spectrum.

Ocean Rule

Individual samples and UV lights, though often there was a rock where multiple people would lick it. People probably don’t get sick from that often.

Geology degree here - you identify some rocks by licking them. Licking most rocks will give you no information. But in a final, honestly, nobody would bat an eye if you licked all of them, just in case.

Could be fun, probably not something I’ll play for more than a few days though

Despite everything, it’s still Saddam meme