Refuse if she offers a handjob
“Lo, see ye her, all gleamin’ in her plate, like some manner of queen, sittin’ high in her gilded carriage, thinkin’ herself bettr’ than us 'cause of her fine metal and steed of silver.”
Oh… So I guess I can pass for a Wizard…
raid.
If it wasn’t the plan already, changing them to Medieval Times.
Invite her back to my place for some jousting.
Clearly, I’d put on my robe and wizard hat.
Ok if you are wearing that then I’m wearing a wig, corset and big puffy dress.
Somebody call the locksmith!
Jolly cooperation is what I’d do
CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK
What a Dame!
Wife.
Taking off that chainmail will rip half her hair off. If that’s your thing…
Not chain; it’s knit cos
She should be okay if she’s wearing one of those hair things underneath. I forget what they’re called. It bunches up your hair and and keeps your hair from getting in the armor
Edit: the girl here is not wearing one it seems though
It’s called a coif. They also serve a critical part in terms of shock absorption.
Why would she ever take that off?
I challenge her to a duel. If I win, I gain her hand in marriage. If she wins… I suppose I would have to give her my hand in marriage.
I see what you did there
Win - Win sort of plan you have.
