If it wasn’t the plan already, changing them to Medieval Times.

Oh… So I guess I can pass for a Wizard…

raid.

“Lo, see ye her, all gleamin’ in her plate, like some manner of queen, sittin’ high in her gilded carriage, thinkin’ herself bettr’ than us 'cause of her fine metal and steed of silver.”

Hope she Lays on Hands me

Bras are bad enough, now I have to learn how to take off a hauberk?

Too much makeup ! Deal breaker.

Make sure the pageboys are still around, cause getting in that mail is gonna be a team effort.

Drive to Constantinople, to party like it’s 1204

I put on my robe and wizard hat. If the date goes well, maybe I’ll show her my wand of magic missile.

Break out some coconuts and become her faithful steed.

Pledge fealty and marry her immediately

Fight her.

What a Dame!