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Good intentions, easily taken wrong.
Look everyone, the corporations are trying to be inclusive!
… No? Nobody cares? Okay. That seems right. They don’t care about us unless we’re going to buy their shit, so that seems fair to me.
Eat the rich.
They seem to care enough to be willing to lose business from all the homophopes and transphobes, and that’s A LOT of business.
Great now I’m gonna have to apply for a YOU card. Hope the bank’s APR isn’t parked somewhere on the far side of Andromeda.
Anyone who looks at this sign is instantly gay.
What if you’re already gay?
You turn lesbian.
Hmmm, gay people can be exchanged for goods and services :3
Is this what my date meant when they said they wanted to be used?
Wait, so I could have handed over my friend Greg in exchange for one more drink at the bar the other night? Hmm. He drinks more than me so I think he would’ve understood.
OpenMouthKisses
No Amex?
Fun fact - loads of small businesses in Europe will refuse AMEX cards because they deliberately take fucking ages to pay
They cost businesses a lot in charges, significantly more than Visa or mastercard.
No, Amex users have no soul
Oh good! I didn’t need it anyway.
Ok it’s clever
What else do you expect from a business called Open D
They probably mean your kidneys
Or probably your slave labor in the private prison system.
They certainly don’t mean your Amex lol
Wait, slavery is legal now for the gays!! Stonks (am straight, know gay people to “enslave”)
I think most people just call it employment
How much am I worth?
Best I can do is a 50 inch oled TV and a grilled cheese sandwich.
What kinda cheese we talking
Sharp cheddar
can we maybe do a 55?
What’s a 55?
The tv
Lol yup I’m slow.
Well we can do a 55 inch TV but you lose the sandwich.
Having your gay friend pay your debts with thier body. For everything else there is master card.
Priceless
Sorry, my but is not contactless, you gotta insert it
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)Grass and gas also accepted
Inflation is getting really out of hand…
