I’m in the kitchen with my teenage daughter, so maybe the fridge?..
The bidet.
This guys bidet.
These guys bidet
I, too, choose this guy’s bidet.
Toothbrush
My laptop & phone
Probably the ladder with 6 rungs, about 2m long.
Definitely not me.
Antibiotics.
Winner!
My cat’s not very useful, but he’s heckin’ cute.
My computer. It was the most expensive one in the store when I bought it, and besides a not so great wi-fi adapter and ageing HDD’s, this computer’s been amazing for gaming sessions! The only physical console I’ve touched in years has been the Nintendo Switch due to the exclusives.
Emulators exist… …oh wait… FUCK NINTENDO
I love their exclusive titles, but their hardware, and the way they deal with emulator developers make me want to throw up
The tap, it generates water out of the void
Probably the walls. Without them, the ceiling would collapse and everything in the room would be useless.
I’m out in a gazebo with nothing around me, so probably the sleeveless argyle sweater which is doing a better job keeping me warm than my blouse/skirt.
Me. I’m competent as fuck.
Uhhhh. Probably the fridge. Maybe the microwave/oven combi, but the microwave no longer works so it’s a bit less useful. If you purely look at the basics of survival then those would probably do it. Maybe the heaters, because surviving in a cold room is also pretty shit.
You could also argue that the smartphone I’m typing this on or the laptop are the most useful. It really comes down to semantics of “useful”.
My 3d printer.
