• ikidd@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    First date with a girl: I open the car door for her when I pick her up. As she gets in, she hooks a hoop earing on the corner of the door and rips it out of her ear. The next 6 hours are getting her through ER to get stitched up.

    Funny enough, I did get a second date and we hung out for about a year after that.

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      3 months ago

      As a guy who does woodwork, and other DIY stuff, I’d be terrified of wearing large earings if I were a girl. Heck I’m already terrified of wearing a ring.

      • ikidd@lemmy.world
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        3 months ago

        Heck, I don’t wear gloves around the drill press, even if the metal I’m working on is hot and sharp. I’ve seen what happens there.

    • randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz
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      3 months ago

      At first glance I thought the girl hooked the earring on the door and tore her ear to guilt you into paying the medical expenses on purpose, lol.

      • ikidd@lemmy.world
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        3 months ago

        Well, medical expenses aren’t a thing where I’m from, so probably not.