The night we got it, we were going to watch a movie. Instead, we ended up watching the robot vacuum clean the floor, totally entertained. I have a dog and a cat and so when I have time I try to vacuum but more often than not I just don’t vacuum! And we end up with tumble weeds absolutely all over the place. Now when I go to sleep I can click go and the little dude just cruises around picking up all the junk. I love it. It even mops,! Even though I didn’t want one that did that, I love it now.

I just bought a robot vacuum. Now I get to be a kid again!!

Many great authors mentioned. I’ll add: Marilynne Robinson is magic. Harper Lee. Zora Neale Hurston!!! I’ll also add Charlotte Bronte bc Jane Eyre is such a great read.

But definitely do some LSD. and weed helps with sleeping. Just please stay away from the shit people are addicted to.

I’m 35 and I should not be advising absolutely anybody.

What is this I love it

Friend who uses singular “scissor,” me too! Someone brought it up today as evidence against my proficiency in English. Interested in your experience of life using the singular.

True, but slug innards are not the color of old brown blood either. Having stepped on a lot of slugs as a child… (too young to realize that they were critters, but old enough to be horrified by more info after the fact). Anyway, my feet weren’t red with the blood of slain enemies.

My mom also used to cut them in half with a butter knife to feed frogs. Wow. I guess that was a weird childhood. Maybe my memory is faulty but I seem to remember them being kind of creamy and oozy all the way through.

FTR, I am now Friend To Slugs. Also a vegetarian. These wars are all in my past.

Slugs don’t have red blood, or if they do it’s not much

The description says it’s a violin

I really feel like you missed the part where once you unsaw it you would then then be able to see it again. And that this would be a happy thing. Definitely missing.

Ohm, baby.

Couldn’t that be easily communicated without individual measurements? Like, people with long legs/arms do this, people with ling arms/short legs do this, etc? Generally curious: my partner is 6’4", and this could be useful for him.

This needs a trigger trigger warning 😂

Me gustan tus fiestas formales ;)

FYI the country is spelled Colombia… which I’m only writing because I think we should also change DC to the District of Colombia in honor of our new Lady Liberty.

1. Hips don’t lie.

I started to say I can’t think of a food I hate… but then I remembered that I’m a vegetarian. It’s just, well, if it doesn’t contain critters then I’m not picky at all. AND I think I could live off of peanut butter and crackers as long as the scurvy held out, maybe a month or 3.

No, I take it back, durian is gross. But it’s actually illegal to take the fruit on public transport in some parts of the world, so it’s not just me. I’m sure I’ll think of more.

I’ve started and deleted several comments and defensive peanut butter. Yes, it looks like poop if in the wrong spot, but that’s literally the only criticism in my mind that is legitimate! A true wonder food.

Now, fuck Skippies. I usually buy Smucker’s Chunky Natural, which is only peanuts and salt, and is a good combo of low price, few ingredients, and being in a glass jar.

I love your optimism!