ngl that looks delicious.

Feenstra family much?

World’s smallest violin plays.

Darwin award contenders indeed 😂

Absolutely mental regarding the cost of public transport in most of Blighty…

the rails and infrastructure used to be privately owned. But it turned out a private company couldn’t be trusted with that level of safety within their remit

Google Ladbroke Grove and Hatfield rail crashes if you wanna know more.

senk ju vor träwelling wis Deutsche Bahn!

it comes from a Dutch phrase that got butchered into tattoo

doe den tap toe in case you’re wondering

And they would have likely gotten away with it, if it wasn’t for that pesky kisscam.

What about pizza with glue-toppings?

Fuck that Felon Muskovitch as always.

And funnily enough the same can be said of Venezuela (though that’s just another corrupt LatAm dictatorship masquerading in “lefty” clothing)

Cults and organised religion - name a surprisingly compatible combo.

Densha de D intensifies.

Finland

Or to even clean the innards of a literal computer mouse. 🤢

The last time I got a DLL error was back in Windows 98 ffs.

That is the shitpost content we need! 🤣

Everyone has made their bed, now everyone has to sleep on it.

So basically, “not all men and not all women” should have been the slogan in the first place.