I don’t care how many people were murdered there!

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    8 hours ago

    the closest railway stations, Streatham, Streatham Common, and Streatham Hill,

    So it’s in Streatham then.

    So if I move in I can just rip out all that unsightly wiring? Great!

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    11 hours ago

    Welcome to this unique basement space. The asking price for this is £30,000, presenting an excellent investment opportunity in a sought-after location.

    The versatile layout is an ideal blank canvas for personalization.

    Fucking hell…

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    15 hours ago

    Fitted out as a one bed / studio this would sell in the low end of £200-300k If you’re a property developer 30k for the land actually seems cheap.

    (Streatham Rail is about 25 mins from the city of London)

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    16 hours ago

    At least the photos are pretty representative on this one, the clearly LLM written description is an absolute piss take.

    Oh, and the 2.5k admin fee!

    Also, surely a basement below a house cannot be a freehold?

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    18 hours ago

    Easy access to Elizabeth Oliveira Hair Xtensions withThe Dools London. Totally worth the asking price just for that if you ask me!