Smoke enough money you’ll believe anything the capitalists say. Money: not even once…
Of course Effort doesn’t require effort. It requires Ef and Fort.
Uhhhh being on time is the worst! I want to wake up naturally and go to bed whenever the hell I feel like! I can get the same amount of work done 11am to 7pm rather than 9 to 5.
Okay, but then you won’t be commuting at the same time as everyone else!
Be happy that your local culture isn’t 8 to 4 instead of 9 to 5… Bring a night owl sucks here…
7-3:30 here. Lucky bastard with your 8.
Same shitty thing as a teacher saying your bus being cancelled or late isn’t an excuse for coming late to class.
Well, it bloody hell is! Me not being bothered to get to school in time is also an excuse! It might not be a good excuse, but that wasn’t the question
Things that don’t require effort:
- …
- Effort
- …
Hmmm 🤔
Something tells me this is satire.
I get the joke but the fish is low quality too
Management is a rogue AI?
I think this is a misquote. I’ve seen thing like this before and it’s supposed to say “things that don’t require TALENT”
This has to be parody
These exist in a ton of classrooms unfortunately
Classrooms? I thought this was up in an office, damn they’re really trying to brainwash kids to hate themselves early wherever that is eh :-(
Our schools aren’t perfect, but I never saw anything remotely like that here, any messaging was always very positive and supportive and stuff.
To be funny? If I was a teacher I would totally have something like this up.
Nope. Unironically. There was a big poster of this in one of my classes last year run by a teacher who definitely fully believed it
I’m afraid if they listed things that didn’t require effort and one of those things was effort I’d have to take up the entire time trying to get them to explain how effort doesn’t require effort
They used the word “talent” not effort
But this sign says effort, not talent.
Because this one uses a different word, it’s the same idea
Things that don’t require effort:
- copypasta from 2017
Being on time doesn’t require effort? How’s the weather in Neurotypia?
Also, body language
I don’t even know what’s that supposed to meaaaan
I think body language means keep the middle finger pointed at the ceiling constantly.
I know that the whole point about the military is uniformity, but do military people see this and never think “this level of attention to detail is weird as fuck?!”
Attitude
I achieved everything I have today through hard work. And a small 10 million loan from dad.
I’m a millionaire today thanks to hard work and a billion dollar inheritance.
With $100,000, I invested it and then I turned it into $16,000.
Tbf it may not have been his hard work, but hard work nonetheless
Jumps out the window.
Being the son of the employer doesn’t require any effort
I wish my handwriting was this good.
Which also requires effort.