Agreed, reading this summoned the SpongeBob narrator in my mind.

With the chiptune music.

Terminator 2

I’m a geek, always around computers, gaming, tinkering, etc.

Once I moved for work, to Spain, didn’t know the language. My laptop broke, like, when opening it, the plastic was fatigued and the screen just bent.

I was broke, expensive training… Couldn’t replace it before a few months.

So I went to the bar of the inn I was starting at. And just, tried to pick up some words.

Long story short, after a while I knew everyone in town, had many friends, and after work, laptop or not, I would go to the bar. I got fluent in Spanish too.

Happiest time of my life. I don’t think my mental health has ever been as good as back then.

Clown Stripe*

Wanker, Texas Rager

Double edge safety razor. Edwin Jagger DE8x is a good choice as not aggressive (the x doesn’t matter, it’s the design of the handle). For the blades, I use feathers, but it doesn’t really matter.

No need to press. Just glide softly on the stretched soaped surface, in no specific direction, while lifting your dick with the other wrist and holding the balls with the other hand. For the shaft, don’t go against the grain. You’ll nick yourself (no big deal).

Also I typically reserve the brand new blades for my face, maybe it helps.