All I Wanna Do Is Have Some Fun by Sheryl Crow, or any song where the artist is doing that annoying kind-of-singing-but-also-just-talking thing (NOT to be confused with rap, I do enjoy lots of rap and hip-hop). It’s hard to explain. I think Red Hot Chili Peppers has a song where they do it too, and it annoys the fuck outta me.

Pour Some Sugar On Me. It’s so terrible.

Tie between that Uncle Kracker song and this one country rock song that I dont know the name or artist of. Starts off with a gut saying “jingle jingaling” or something.

I don’t just change the station if these come on. Radio just goes off, no more music that day.

Baby shark

“Last Christmas”, any version

Any modern country song. bonus if they say boots, beer, etc.

“What’s going on” by Four Non-Blondes - what a childish nepo baby song and what a dumb fucking name for a band.

Anything by Drake.

Never be the same by Camila Cabello. Fucking annoying overplayed ass music.

Might be “Bohemian Rhapsody”, or “We will Rock You”. Which is odd, because Killer Queen is one of my favorite songs. Same artists can make crap or magic.

And “Horse With No Name”, because of the godawful pretentious stupid lyrics.

Anything by guns and roses. I’ve turned off other people’s radios at work when they come on. It’s almost started fights but that shit can fuck right off. I can deal with anything else but there’s so etbihg about gnr that gets up my nose.

Shake it Off by Taylor Swift.

When it came out, I was a regular gym-goer. I would spend an hour and a half at the gym three days a week and hear that song at least three times every single time I was there. And then you’d hear it anywhere else that played music as well, like stores. It was just too much.

I was gonna say Happy by Pharrel Williams but someone else said Sweet Caroline and I might have to change my vote. Actually it’s not that terrible of a song (Sweet Caroline I mean), but hearing it played at weddings and sporting events and then they pause it so everyone can scream BUM BUM BUMMM does get to me after the 5 millionth time.

There are two songs that I will verbally abuse a movie for having on its soundtrack.

“What A Wonderful World” by Louis Armstrong, and “Fly Me To The Moon” by Frank Sinatra.

If you put those songs in…anything, you’re a fucking hack.

WAWW has been used both straight and ironically TO DEATH. It has been played over beautiful and horrific scenes. There’s nothing you can use it to say that hasn’t already been said by someone more clever than you.

FMTTM is the song completely uncreative people put in movies that have something to do with the moon. “We have an establishing shot of the moon and we need some licensed music for the soundtrack. Gee, now what’s the hackiest laziest most cliched pissbabyest lack of a brain stemiest thing we could put here?” “You’re not going to believe this, but I found a Sinatra song that might just be a lazy enough choice. It’s already been used in all the other movies, is that lazy enough?”

Happy birthday, there’s a bunch of other traditional birthday songs passed down in other languages and cultures that are so much better than happy birthday <insert name>