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God: “Timmy… Exactly how many chili dogs do you eat a day?”
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An invincible wolf man, who is like a wolf in every regard save for the fact that he can fly.
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Cake day: 2023年6月12日
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Short Staff of Wailing Creature
9-19 DMG
+10 INT
+5 WIS
+4 CON
+25% Nature Res.
+15% Shadow Res.
On Use (20/20): Summon 2 Wailing Creatures (up to a maximum of 6) to your side for 30 seconds
Wailing Creatures have a chance to frighten enemies for 5 seconds
My listening age was 82, but my top songs were mostly Saja Boys… It was then that I remembered my account is linked to the Nest.
17·25 天前My comments tend to get way more engagement here than on reddit. People are just friendlier. When I’m funny, they make me feel like the man. On reddit you had to piggy-back on top comments just to get any hits, and half of them were just confrontational for no good reason.
Can’t believe that was his real hair. That’s the haircut of a preacher who beats the life out of his children with a belt.
I imagine having a taught piece of paper firmly pulled out of your gullet also feels great as a printer. Or it feels terrible, like pulling a swallowed hook out of a fish.
1·1 个月前Bro, I just bought a Roborock a few weeks ago and I love it. I was panic reading these comments until I saw yours and realized it’s a Roborock, not iRobot. Hope our housebots don’t meet the same fate.
“Oi, Dutchman!”
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“O hallo!”
She got a stank to her, sure… but she knows her way around a circus peanut.
1·1 个月前I’ve been going hard on Stardew Valley. Just had another kid and no good opportunities to play on PC now, so I bought a Backbone controller off of Amazon and turned my phone into a Switch.
See also: Night of the Full Moon, Card Crawl, Tiny Rails, Inotia 3 & 4 (3 isn’t available anymore, but you can get an apk), Talisman: Digital Edition, Dungeon Boss: Respawned (requires Netflix sub now, but no more P2W), Survival Day R.
7·1 个月前Junimos ain’t fixin’ that one, brother…
I have so many memories of my dad driving us up to the corner store, beer in hand, to put $5 in the tank and rent us Megaman 4.
Cheesing is a state of mental euphoria which is triggered by sniffing a cat’s urine. One common method involves positioning one’s face behind a cat.
Years back when I worked for Kmart, there was some sort of large Samsung Galaxy tablet advertised as a Black Friday front-page exclusive for only $40. As you can imagine, people were ready to kick the fucking doors down to get their hands on those, because anyone dumb enough to participate in the Black Friday madness is definitely too dumb to know why 1gb non-expandable storage is next to fucking worthless. Not to mention they had the weakest hardware imaginable, with a whopping 1.5 MP camera.
Black Friday is such a cheap illusion.
The number gets higher and higher every time a console dweeb makes the argument that they’re not constantly fucking themselves.
It’s a nice one, too. It makes the room feel like it’s full of music. Presidents only get the best braiders.
I manage a produce department of an IGA, and for years I’ve had the freedom to order produce from cheaper third-parties to keep my prices low. I have always maintained a 99¢ /lb. to $1.99 /lb. maximum sale price on bulk apples, but just recently Sobeys (our parent company) forced our largest third-party supplier to become an “official ordering partner” and to match all of their costing or lose our business. Now those third-parties are pointless to order from unless I am shorted a bunch of produce from our warehouse. And my apples? $2.49 /lb. to $4.99 /lb., depending on the variety. An absolute fucking joke.