Well Rishi I was on the fence but fuck me you’ve sold me.
Wow, my favorite food is conincentally nonspecified sandwiches too! He is so relatable, he’s just like regular folks like you or me!
As a staunch soupist, I’m afraid I can’t support him.
Also I’m neither conservative nor British.
Oh, that’s rich.
Wow. He’s got my vote!
The fact that this isn’t The Onion is just bizarre. I constantly feel like this SMBC comic has to be accurate.
He couldn’t even name a sandwich filling. He was either caught on the hop trying to think what wsd typical human food or the focus group hadn’t bothered workshopping the details.
“Don’t say caviar sandwiches. Don’t say caviar sandwiches.” sweats profusely
“I too, like typical human food, such as a BLT: banana, liverwurst, and tapenade. There’s a reason it’s a classic and that reason is that humans - such as I am - enjoy this combination of flavours between two slices of laverbread.”
“humans - such as I am”
PMSL :-)
He’s a big sandwich person insofar as he’s stuffed.
And toasted.
“Uhhh of fuck it just write sandwiches”
Can’t tell at this point if his eating preferences are a bit odd or if he actually eats foie gras and wagu steaks every day, but he knows he can’t share that with the electorate.
What a cuck, 8000 years counting of history, recipes, and tradition in Indian food that is clearly superior to Br***** food, and man picked a white bread sandwich
Huh weird that then he hung out with an extremely tattooed bikini model in that same show. Very awkwardly. In the back of the photo (see pic #2)
He’s done for
Of course he loves sandwiches, it’s the food of the Earls. But why pick that when you live in the country that invented chicken Tikka Masala?
“Rishi Sunak met Britain’s most tattooed mum while appearing on the show.” what the fucking hell is going on there?
Yeah… way to bury the lead. Why in the world would his team agree to put him on at the same time.
