I don’t like guns, but if my appliances start talking and moving about I will have to buy a shotgun. Which is gonna be a pain, since I’m not in the USA.
gets stuck on a floor runner
you hear some horrible mechanical noise
pop
Well, there goes $5k.
WALL-E!
EVE!!
Tetsuo!
Is your refrigerator running?
Yes?
Then you’d better go catch it!
Shit fuck there it goes.
Why do I want to catch it? It’s going to Greg on the other side of the house.
Then you must answer these security questions three
As someone trying to lose weight, please never ever release this. Please. I won’t make it.
They should makes a mode where it runs away from you when you try to get to it like the classic prank call
Gonk.
Gonk
isn’t when you’re high exactly the time you’d want the fridge to come to you? lol
– hello, I am calling about the fridge on the classified ad, does it run?
– Only when you call it.
Nah, you don’t just call it “beer”, give it a butler’s name, and if you can’t think of any name, use this guide:
I just had a great fucking idea
A little cutout corner of the fridge that spins and always keeps the fridge insulated but easily pushes a single item out with the rotating area, and isn’t too violent (eg a vending machine). Hard to describe I’d probably have to draw it.
Then a little robot could hold out its tray to have the item pushed onto its tray and bring it to me.
When you see what roomba can do with dog sh*t, a device this wide and this slow will do nicely 🤭
requium for a dream intensifies
Dutch did it first https://youtu.be/gjAZ5esOBZw
Preceding commercial for context: https://youtu.be/yIutgtzwhAc
A bar in my city has an actual walk in fridge: https://devluchte.nl/over/
