Sir this is the second post from the top for me. Ok I already refreshed 15 times but let’s not consider that

Why can’t you do the dishes at the same time? If the fish is wrapped tightly enough it should be fine.

They think USA bad (based), Russia good (cringe)

Me but with old computers

I used those big floppy disks with some ancient hardware for running physics experiments during university in like 2015-ish, and I’m sure that exact floppy is still in use today. It’s not even a small and underfunded university or anything.

This is how I understand it, but no guarantees for correctness: There was a Russian breakthrough north of Pokrovsk several kilometers deep which penetrated multiple layers of Ukrainian defenses. It looked pretty dire for a moment, people where thinking a breaking point of the UAF was reached, but with the counterattack the situation seems to have stabilized.

Plenty of time for both

Good teeth and strong bite will come to you but only if you post “thank mr toothpaste” in this thread

Yes, short people are inherently untrustworthy anyways.

Until their partner finds the note and gets distrustful of them. Sure, in a stable, long-teen relationship it probably won’t be an issue but I’d rather not have some random person try to drive a wedge my relationship.

In a good world this type of shit would be illegal. We’ll need a stop killing games petition but for organs soon

Nazi oppression is an issue.

It’s not happening enough

He’s joking now but just wait for the inevitable cyberdystopia where HP manufacturers replacement organs.

3/4 objectively correct, not bad.

Humans have the reasoning and introspection required to make the choice to not do unnecessary harm to animals, a lion does not.

Mmmm, yes, very wise.

And that’s why you don’t do racist, sexist or pedo jokes online. No matter how obviously non serious you think you are, some idiot will agree with you.

Edit: added missing word

DON’T OPEN THE BOX WHEN IT ARRIVES this is a keter class object, also don’t move we’re sending someone to help you

In German there’s the saying “macht Sinn”, which is wrong since it’s just a direct translation of “makes sense”. Correct would be “ergibt Sinn”, in English “results in sense”, but I don’t care, “macht Sinn” rolls off the tongue easier.

Up until the communism part I thought they were endorsing him.