A bit of left over therapy learnin, your large intestine, you can massage it externally to encourage digestive motility (moving it along) and aid peristalsis (intestinal poo wave). But the jist is that you rub your belly in a large circle following the large intestine while also doing little circles through that path to work it.
Huh. So that’s what that’s called. I do it just because it makes me feel better lol. I think I prefer ‘intestinal poo wave’ over ‘peristalsis’, just because the latter is funnier.
On The Chasers the contestants introduce themselves and add a little tidbit about themselves. Eg.
Hi I’m CEO and I learnt technology tonight. ☺
I want to hear your introductions.
I’m Spud and I smell like goats.
Either we use the same moisturiser or I should ask you for cheese
Idk what kind of cheese would come from me, but I think it may be some kind of biohazard so I cannot in good concious recommend it at all.
Yum.
Hi I’m Spin and I… am a bit of a nerd?
Hi I’m Catfish. I’m neither a cat nor a fish. Nor am I a Troll. Anymore. Most of the time.
I don’t know why, but your comment reminded me of the CatDog theme song
Is this for real?
No, it’s just fantasy
Hi, I’m Lady Seagoon and I like to collect and listen to all kinds of really old music LPs.
What’s your most favourite LP Lady Seagoon?
There’s a yehudi menuhin I really like and Khachaturian, and a Rimsky Korsakov . But there are so many that are awesome.
Hi I’m Simon, I enjoy pooping normally
A bit of left over therapy learnin, your large intestine, you can massage it externally to encourage digestive motility (moving it along) and aid peristalsis (intestinal poo wave). But the jist is that you rub your belly in a large circle following the large intestine while also doing little circles through that path to work it.
Huh. So that’s what that’s called. I do it just because it makes me feel better lol. I think I prefer ‘intestinal poo wave’ over ‘peristalsis’, just because the latter is funnier.
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Oh dear Simon. Tell me more.