nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-218 days agoWhat's the next attack vector NCD?sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageWhat's the next attack vector NCD?sh.itjust.worksnuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-218 days agomessage-square38fedilink
minus-squareverity_kindle@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·18 days agoMicrowave ovens. Pizza pockets are haram now.
minus-squarejubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·18 days ago“All I said was, ‘this pizza pocket is good enough for Allah!’.” “There! You see?! He said it again. Blasphemer!”
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·18 days agoIf only they didn’t dress so seductively, they could be spared the wrath of Allah.
Microwave ovens. Pizza pockets are haram now.
“All I said was, ‘this pizza pocket is good enough for Allah!’.”
“There! You see?! He said it again. Blasphemer!”
If only they didn’t dress so seductively, they could be spared the wrath of Allah.
Pizza pocket micro napalm