And by aliens I mean, outer space creatures and UFO. For whatever reason all UFO sighting footage looks either fake or like recorded with a Casio keyboard. And I find hard to believe we don’t have any decent footage of them with all the surveillance and technology we have now.
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If they were and didn’t want to be detected, they’re doing a great job. They haven’t gone and done anything stupid like leaving a box of sunglasses that can reveal them and their subliminal messages where former wrestler Rowdy Roddy Piper could find them and fuck their shit up.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubble gum.