I feel like there is a pun here that I’m not getting.
He wished for an elephant cock.
Yeah but why is it spotted? Maybe that’s artistic preference?
OH! “A giant cock, a spotted dick see, like an elephant’s arm.” Would fit the prompt perfectly then.
An elephant cock with the endurance of a cheetah maybe? Or maybe an elephant cock that’s easy to spot.
I’m assuming it has to do with him wishing a couple of times to get a bigger reproduction organ, using common euphemisms.
Thanks to xoxox above I think elephant sized was misheard as elephant sided.
He wanted an elephant sized cock.
suddenly a million ducks start flying around the bar, and the guy says ‘what, you think i wished for a 12 inch pianist?’
“I wish for an elephant sized cock.”
Inspired
Crappiest chimera ever.
Well at least he’s considerate enough to put the sign
I don’t know how you did it, but you found a Far Side I’ve never seen before
“I want to be hung like a baby, 10-pounds of dangling fury.”
I literally never understand these
